Hermit's Hat

Also known as the Curmudgeon's Coif and the Bawler's Bonnet, this cinching chapeau is a tight fit. It was fashioned by an unremarkable wizard who believed the only thing holding him back from a successful career in the arcane arts was his lack of focus and the petty distractions of small-minded types. Infused with his misanthropic essence, this hat fulfilled his desire twofold - folk no longer sought out his company, and spellcasting came more easily. Never married, he died alone.

This floppy yellow hat sports a wide brim darkened by sweat stains.