The Amazing and Truly Incredible Instant Potion Belt

This genuine artifact has been ensorcelled with only the finest spatial and temporal enchantments. Using advanced alchemical materials and artisanal magic iconography, this wonder of modern arcane achievement will allow you, the wearer, to reach beyond time and space itself to conjure all manner of mysterious and powerful elixirs from the behind the curtain of reality itself, all without any training whatsoever. It has never been easier to summon potions.